HashCoin Clicker

cookie clicker but for actual bitcoin mining. you click a button, you buy ridiculous mining hardware, your co2 emissions go up.

## stuff in it

- 16 tiers of miners, from pencil & paper to a literal dyson swarm

- 10 click upgrades (mechanical keyboard → multiverse clicker)

- random events: FBI raids, china banning crypto for the 47th time, bull runs, datacenter fires

- clickable popup bonuses (🍕 laszlo's pizza, 🐋 whale spotted, 💎 diamond hands)

- a solo-mine minigame that actually computes SHA-256

- a fake HSHC stock market with a live chart that reacts to in-game news

- click crits (1% for 10×, 0.1% for 100× mega crits)

- a grid strain meter that triggers brownouts when you push too hard

- 27 achievements + 3 hidden easter eggs

- a news ticker that knows what you've built

## tech

one html file. no build step, no dependencies. real SHA-256 via the web crypto api. saves to localStorage.

source: https://github.com/EwoudVV/hashcoin-clicker-game

## why

dumb side project.